Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn’t have her seatbelt on

wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?”

Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme.

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.

People that don’t tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened… Was it jail? I bet it was jail.

Why can’t Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they’re campers.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shihtzu

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game? Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives.