What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn’t get offended by this joke

Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo

What’s the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on.

I try not to spend too much time online… …but Wi-Fight it?

“Hey Daddy!!! Watch what I can do!!” – aaaaaaaaand hospital.

I don’t need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks

After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her.

What’s the best part about getting AIDS You can only catch it once.

Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.

Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I’ll be the Juan on watch.