My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery… He can’t fly

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog.

I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!

The tourist: “Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?”

What do you call a geologist who can’t hear? Stone deaf…

What’s the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don’t have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected.

What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

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