Why is Santa always happy? Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

My IB Extended Essay is like a hot slut. I have to do it, and it sucks balls.

Wanna feel old? Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago.

[Racist] What does a black women do after having a water birth? Flush the toilet.

What do you get with a corduroy condom? A groovy kind of love.

What’s your favorite joke? mine’s Womens Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Boss: You can’t drink while you’re working! Me: Oh, I’m not working.

Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night

What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!