What do Australians call the state in which Sydney is located? (nsfw) New South Fucking Wales

Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing… You’re looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it.

Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day? He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood!

Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark.

[NSFW] My wife and I kept on arguing about who should be on top of whom during sex. Now I’m not saying I won, but I came out on top

People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That’s ridiculous, we don’t have jobs.

You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put “anal” in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion…

So Miley Cyrus was hospitalized after an allergic reaction. Apparently the ecstasy she took was made in a facility which also processes tree nuts.

My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled.

What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad