I heard diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans

Why did the baker have smelly hands? …because he kneaded a poo.

the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?

Nothing makes sex more awkward than realizing your kid is awake… and standing outside your door… and playing the harmonica.

What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto

As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

Some dark humor… Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!

Bruce Jenner jokes Let’s get these rolling!!

You never get a second chance to make a first impression… …unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times.

I don’t have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up.