If Gravemind from Halo did product placement… We exist / Together now Two corpses / In one grave Burma-Shave

I met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit?

A condom doesn’t guarantee safe sex. My friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters? Guesu

Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal…. “Well, Holy Shit!”

Haegel, Nietzsche and Aristotle walk into a bar… Why?

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development? Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

I hate One Direction fans… Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.

A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless.