What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator

Children Fever Me and my wife decided that we don’t want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.

Hey, thanks for making sure “Nazi” is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them.

I didn’t want to believe my father was stealing from the transportation department. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Q: What’s the richest kind of air? A: A millionaire.

Well, it’s almost time to show up late for something else.

Why are gay men so rude? Because they’re fucking assholes.

Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs.

If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big cock She’s probably just pulling your leg.