Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

What’s the difference between a duck? One of it’s legs are both the same.

Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that’s why they fired me.

How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane…

Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job.

So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, “I’ll send you the bill.”

What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere.

Since I installed adblock, my popularity with hot girls in my area has plummeted

What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt