How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan.

Book that helped Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?” Student: “My father’s check book!”

I went to an ‘Army Style training day’… I don’t feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate.

I went to a German restaurant… …and ordered an omelette….I just got a plate with two dots on it!

what do you call 4 mexicans in a boat with a whole in it? Quattro cinco

What is something that is always heard but never seen? A member of the Queen’s guard doing a single squat.

Judging by the size of her models, I’m guessing Victoria’s Secret is lots and lots of cocaine.

Judging by the size of her models, I’m guessing Victoria’s Secret is lots and lots of cocaine.

What’s the longest Island in New York? Long Island.