What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan? The Sims

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell bad.

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds!

[Bank robbery] *Other robbers jump into getaway van* “DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!” “Okie dokie.” * Starts to adjust mirrors*

What is a gay guy’s favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom.

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

One half of reddit will be mortified, the other will laugh at this joke. What did the south tower say to the north? BRB man, I’ve got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Beating up band nerds with witty comebacks *Impales Flutist* “Must be flute poisoning” *Bludgeons French Horn Player* “Am I making you horny?” *Throws Tuba player off cliff* “Tu…bad”

I am the guy who keeps posting in the wrong sub! AMA!