I’m thinking of something really stupid to tweet -all of us all the time

Reddit, help me finish this joke “My baby so fine, she ______”

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But I turned myself around.

How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital? Because he was so full of himself.

The White Stripes Knock, knock! Who’s there? Meg White’s most complex drumbeat. — ^(Stolen from 4chan’s /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)

What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist.

Note to self: Before committing any murders, get head and shoulders. Can’t be leaving DNA all over the place.

Just went too deep with a Q-Tip and now I can’t do math.

The ugly tree Geeze, that’s an ugly christmas tree but why do you keep it in the bathroom? That’s where I store my toiletries.