I see the ‘pet rocks’ are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*

A friend asked me to rate the movie “Django” I gave it a 3/5.

Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko.

Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

Warning: racist I saved a drowning black family once … … as a JPG.

With the holidays upon us, please dont forget what they stand for. Family, friends & punching strangers at the mall because they cut in line

Finally got in to an exercise routine and I’ve lost over 100 pounds!! I’m from England, and exercise equipment is pretty expensive.

What did the black man say to the white kid? Put the gun down!

A set of jump leads walk into a bar… The barman looks at them, and says, “Alright, I’ll serve you, just don’t start anything.”

Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job.