How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !

Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug’s Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!

What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Did you hear about Princess Diana on the radio? and the windshield.. and the dashboard….

whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)

If Apple made a car… Would it have windows?

Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food.

What’s the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

One thing I want before I die, is to totally not be aware of the moment I die.

What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows