Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? He wanted to wake up oily.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment? She loves cheap bills

Kim Jong-Il found alive He’s running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.

This is your captain speaking. Would someone who knows how to be a pilot please come up? I’m literally just pressing buttons.

HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU’VE GOTTEN

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can’t!

Couples who have been married for a long time start finishing off each other’s sentences. The most popular being “Shut up”.

How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?

If Jesus loves me how come he’s never liked a single one of my instagram selfies

When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan.