What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer

“The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?”

What’s the difference between a homeless wanker and a pimp? One’s a broke stroker and the other is a stroke broker.

My niece thinks she’s more mature than me because she listens to Beethoven. His movies sucked plus why would I wanna listen to dog music?

If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging… Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants

My girlfriend told me that I’m starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman…..What a Joker….

What is the design philosophy of the iPhone 7? Jack off

My kids wouldn’t stop asking me who my favorite is so I said the dog & now they’re crying and I’m like THIS IS WHY THE DOG IS MY FAVORITE.

“Meh” -apathetic cow