What do you call a hen staring at lettuce? Chicken sees-a salad

Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other.

What is the Greek Army’s motto? Never leave your buddy’s behind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester.

Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you’re not supposed to jerk off in the back row

My girlfriend might be a cheater.. She’s taking a trip to Bang-cock!!

Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;

I approached a photographer and took his picture. He had me arrested..

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome.

What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can’t eat it..