Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh.

A man takes his shoe off in church… Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: “What the problem?” Man 1: *Sighs* ” I guess i’m just having some problems with my inner-sole “

Mitt Romney’s Presidency.

What’s the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you.

Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend.

Things were different in the 80s one time I was kidnapped for a week and no one looked for me. I came home & my room was converted to a gym.

What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor

What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 13. 1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better.

Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab’em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour