“Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it” “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” – John 12:49

They say Curiosity killed the cat Why there was a cat on Mars we’ll never know.

Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife.

What is better than Porn? HD Porn

Even today this is still the best one I know Obama got elected twice.

What goes ‘peck bang peck bang peck bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

I tell people I broke my neck playing sports but it was actually from flicking my ponytail to unleash ancient curses.

What’s Moby Dick’s dads name? Poppa Boner

I asked my Welsh friend how many times he’d had sex… He started counting then fell asleep.

I just love rehydrated raisins They’re grape.