They call my sister the Titanic because she once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons

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The Sun is similar to Beer Sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Beer rises in yeast and sets in the waist .

Have you ever had African food? Neither have they.

Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over your lover’s body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind.

What do gay horses eat? Cock

A man walks into a bar… The bartender says, ‘I am fucking done with all these jokes!’.

I think we should elect Bernie. When Isis hears a Jew is president they will all have heart attacks and die.

Any question is a hard hitting question when it’s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.