How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas? He felt his presents…

How does Hitler organize his juice? By concentration

Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language.

The past, present and future walk in to a bar… It was tense.

You know what I don’t get? Jobs.

Life is like a penis.. Women make it harder..

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common? They both died before finishing a race.

I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.

What’s 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama’s Tie