Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes.

I wanted to make a joke about transgenders… …but I don’t have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway.

Well, look on the bright side… At least they won’t be talking about that gorilla anymore.

A Febreze commercial but with pot head teenagers trying not to get busted by their parents that had just walked in the house.

Last night on stage at the strip club … …was the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. She danced up to me and said “Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?” “My glasses” I said

What happened to the dwarf who walked between a lady’s legs? He got a clit around the ear and a flap on the face.

Why do women have orgasms? Just another reason to moan really.

Why did James Gandolfini die of a heart attack? Because he was fat.

Thought about putting a diabetic joke but… Some people think they are insul’in

“How many people work at your company?” About half of them.