What’s the most Jewish instrument? The Sachs

To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I’m not looking for another one like you

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !

Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that’s why we never do that.

Sometimes instead of saying “For Example”, I’ll say something such as “such as”, for example.

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

INTERVIEWER: your resume says that you take things too literally ME: how the hell did my resume say that?

If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up

What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen.

What’s the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline 🙁