What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can’t cross a vector with a scaler.

I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me… So I gave up thinking.

I always order my burgers from Sonic He always gets them to me the fastest

*holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today “both are nice” [wife calls later] “how’d it go” well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey? Grayscale

Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin

What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster.

According to my neighbor’s journal, I have “boundary isues.”

OMFG there is a horse in the corridor! Then my wife must still be in the manege.

I’m at an awkward weight I’m fat enough to not look good with my shirt off, but not fat enough for it to become part of my charm. I’m caught between a rock and a lard place.