I just noticed “Glue sticks” is a name for some stationery but also just a fact.

Guy Fieri’s parents were two lyrics websites

The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you.

I hate jokes that leaves you hanging. They [Deleted]

When someone tries to tell me they can’t do something, I’m like “you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?”

Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn’t come out yet.

I upset a Jehovah’s Witness at work today… …he started telling me a knock-knock joke, but I wouldn’t answer.

Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love.

What do you call a gay Jamaican? A Pokemon.

78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don’t notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up.