A router goes into a doctor’s office and says, “It hurts when IP.”

This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an “elevator”.

“I’m telling you, it’s all or nothing,” the exterminator explains to Noah, “I can’t just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn’t work like that.”

A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland… Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued.

[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?

What do you plant … What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?

.@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?

‘Cracker’ is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there’s a parrot on the shoulder.