Why your oven doesn’t attend an university? It already has at least hundred degrees

If you’re walking down the street and see a teenager, don’t panic; just yell “One Direction selfie twerk” and slip away in the confusion.

Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods? Quite satisfying What do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex? relative humidity

Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Q: Where does an ape sleep? A: In an apricot.

*Crosses fingers* *Fingers plan their revenge*

The story of a heroic husband …. Wife to her husband – How do I look? I just came back from the beauty salon…. Husband – Well. Was it closed?

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi.