I’m still waiting for the day that I will actually use x2 + why +8 [(x + 2y 2 = a-z] + 2x 3 + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y 5Z 3= k= 9 in real life

Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

“Welcome to Fight Club,” said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried.

Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip? 9/11.

Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss

What’s green and german? Snotzis.

I’m on a pepperoni pizza cleanse.

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round… and laughed…

How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow.