Short Jokes

They say that it requires fewer muscles to smile than to frown… How many muscles are needed to not give a fuck?

Whats the difference between racism and Asians ? Racism has many faces.

I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.

Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate. Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears.

My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it’s a big cock.

A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him.

What’s the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I’m not Willie Nelson…

“Hi, I’m a male feminist and just shut up for a second while I explain to you why that’s so important”