My family and I are going camping for Memorial Weekend. I asked my mother if I could bring my trombone so I can practice, but she said no, because we might get ***banned.***

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

Why don’t kids like cheesy jokes? … they’re too mature for their taste

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter? A niece slapper.

When your date asks about your hobbies, DON’T grab her table knife in a napkin and say, “Collecting knives with strangers’ prints on them.”

What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets.

My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19

What do my toaster and I have in common? We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!

Trump is banning the importing of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.