Listen buddy, I never said they were for sale. I just put the “FRESH EGGS” sign in my yard to brag

You’re more useless than a…

What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! 😉

I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That’s the joke.

How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It’s not hard

pool party at my house, bring ur own pool

While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn.

How does a nun lose her virginity? Dresses up as an altar boy

Yo mama’s so fat… Instead of a cartwheel she does a ferriswheel.

What’s the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?