If you are American in living room, what are you in the bathroom? European.

Do you know how many 3rd party sects the catholic church is protecting? None, catholics aren’t allowed to have protected sects.

What’s worse than finding your dad murdered? The cop at the crime scene saying “I’m so sorry son”

Finn is not your average stormtrooper… …because he doesn’t know about either killing or white suits. But he does know how to install a toilet main.

Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue

I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket… She delivered.

What do you call two crows on a park bench? Attempted murder.

Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic

How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!