Did you gu[FLASH AD]ys read that ar[ROLLOVER FLASH AD]ticle on Wi[FLASHING FLASH AD]red on how the iPad really need[MOVING FLASH AD]s Flash?

Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with.

Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination

Knock knock. Who’s there? A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes.

ELEVATOR SHOES Q: What’s yellow and goes up and down? A: A banana in an elevator.

The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it’s because of inflation

If the sign says “don’t feed the fishes” then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren’t you listening?

“Hmm, throw a ‘b’ in there just to fuck with people.” – the asshole that created the word “doubt.”

bathroom is like the church’s confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter..

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a nympho? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it