What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss.

I have a nice body. It’s in my trunk.

Donald Trump trying to make America read again He is trying to restore Borders.

If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.

What’s the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry ;-;)

Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can’t find them so they cry

Atheism… … is a non-prophet organization.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles? Sparky.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common? They both hang out at the Space Bar.

The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch.