What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving.

Watching The Bible. Didn’t realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat.

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay’s potato chips, saying “Betcha can’t eat just one!” Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

What do you call an artist who has no money baroque….. (I’ll just see myself out)

A trailer in a movie theater ended with “November 20th” and a guy loudly said, “thats my birthday” and a random guy said “happy birthday”

Submit a joke. how do i submit Donald Trump?

Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what

How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots.

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Poison the fish, he’ll eat for a lifetime.

“I OBJECT!!!” The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no… you human”.