DINOSAUR PARTY TRICERATOPS: GROUP SELFIE!! *hands phone to T-Rex T-REX: Still not funny you guys. Not. Funny.

One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro’s Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand.

In the future, people won’t ask for a cup of sugar… Instead, they’ll ask for a gigabyte of sug.rar

Fucked a girl with one leg once… Should’ve used my dick .

It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA.

fired for “unleashing rats at work” which is bull shit first off because they don’t make leashes for rats

It’s pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S’s with P’s

This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you’re wondering how I do with first impressions.

What’s the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.