Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can’t marmalade your cock up someone’s ass

My doctor tells me I’m healthy enough for sexual activity…I’m just not attractive enough.

Darling, what does pedophile mean? I’ll tell you when you’re older.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven? Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Eggs What does an embryo say when it’s serious? No yolk!

“goodbye, cruel world” *hops into duck pond with bread strapped to my entire body*

What’s the best thing about oral sex? The 5 minutes of peace and quiet!

Fat people would be great ninjas. The all black uniform would be mistaken for a solar eclipse thus creating the ultimate ninja diversion.

My dad used to beat me… At tic-tac-toe.

My brother and I know EVERYTHING between the two of us. Go ahead, ask something…