Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice! Except Chris Brown

I’m never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!

Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !

Did you hear about the casting for the new Batman movie? People have really Ben Affleckted by it.

Trying to find an anagram for mobile piss’ is impossible.

Why couldn’t the Pokemon tell a joke? Because he fainted.

Why is the mathematician mad? Because he’s a calcul-hater.

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good.