*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It’s a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*

Reddit’s future:

I like horror movies because it’s the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly

Does anyone have experience flipping tables? Im sure i do.

Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site.

Minecraft isn’t wheelchair assessable.

Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year.

Look at all of these beautiful horse “Horses” Horse is already plural “You’re thinking of elk” *stares off* Holy mooses, you’re right

What do you call a waterfall which causes erections? Viagra Falls

After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness… …hiding behind two other genes.