So I was talking to a feminist the other day… The trial is next week

a guy goes to see a therapist And tell him he keeps having 2 reacurring dreams, one night I’m a wigwam, next time a teepee. Doctor says thats easy, you’re just two tents.

I’m American, and I’m fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world

For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Anyone hear of the rapist mechanic? They say he screws, nuts, and bolts.

Why did the girl get grumpy after anal sex? She was butthurt.

Local news is like Facebook. You get stories you don’t care about, some jerk talks about weather and it all ends with pictures of animals doing funny stuff.

Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn’t get the job.

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