I have sychic powers. For example, right now you’re thinking, “it’s psychic.”

If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world

My black friend wears Ask body spray.

I’ve assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##

Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills.

I think I’m psychic. Now now I know what you’re thinking..

Obama and Putin are fighting over a phone charger. You might even say they’re in a power struggle.

If you make an oriental dizzy…. does he become disoriented?

Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted.

Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!