Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don’t you know how numbering lists works?

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance….. ….. I’ll show him

Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

Want to hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won’t get it

What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI. Ah, best lame joke ever.

You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.

Are your breast imported? Because they look like they’re over C’s

The Best Knock Knock Joke All Day! Fuck you Chad.

Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work.