Report: Underpaid bowling alley employees to go on strike.

Tried to leave a voicemail for my mom but she picked up. I was forced to drop my phone into my purse and shake it around for 10 minutes

What is Donald Trump’s favorite movie? Minority Deport

I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential.

Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that Im typing this with my middle finger.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

When you’re on a date that’s not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You’re welcome.

what’s the difference between a vagina and your joke? Nothing. They both stink!

[At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?

So there’s this cute girl from work and I’m too shy to talk to her But then I realized, all I needed to do to talk to her was to remove the duct tape