What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It’s so small.

I call my penis Oscar Pistorius… … it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time.

What is a Mormon’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings

Just trying to figure out how the text box works

All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright?

I just saw this advert and the lady said allergies cause you to avoid the things you love. That explains why I never get laid.

How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]

So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died.

I like how people say pets love you unconditionally like if you didn’t feed them and someone else did they wouldn’t go to them immediately.

Who says Republicans aren’t into recycling? Mitt Romney’s thinking of running for President, again.