What did one cheese say to the other? I know it’s cheesy, but I feel grate!

A guy walks into a bar of soap.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.

The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment “gorgeous” on a minimum of 52 of her selfies.

Batman Arkham Knight PC port

A professional limboer walks into a bar. He was disqualified from the competition.

I keep confusing the names Jimmy and James Doesn’t matter, as they both think everyone loves their sausage.

I dont have a “college fund” bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls

I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me.

When I’m at a bar with my cousin she doesn’t think it’s funny when I yell ‘BUT HE’S YOUR GYNECOLOGIST!’ every time the music dies down.