What’s the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!

What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We’re going to have a BB!

Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar.

An old man on went Facebook You’ll never believe what happens next.

FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA.

[at the pet store] Me: I’d like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn’t he cute? Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor

Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me.

I can’t tell jokes about the Titanic anymore… I just get a sinking feeling when I do.