TIFU By Eating My Boss’s Sandwich Oops wrong sub.

I don’t understand you,” cried my girlfriend. “One minute you’re really offensive to me and the next you’re really polite.” “Bitch, please,” I said

Data’s joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: “A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together.”

The secretary keeps hearing music coming from the printer… I think the paper is jamming.

There are three kinds of people in this world… Those that can do Math, and those that can’t.

Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn’t breaking news. It’s been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone.

I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8×10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt

What happens when you give Viagra to a politician? He gets taller

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin? Because she can’t get rid of the Y chromosome

Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating. I tend to see the wurst in people.