this asian is Hannibal Lecter At the animal shelter

What did the Nazi without a car say? Damnit! Now I’m going to have to sieg HAIL a cab!

Why do women sound like they’re having an orgasm when they play tennis? And why does my mother play Tennis in her bedroom?

Sometimes i look up at the stars, the sky and wonder… … Where the FUCK did my roof go?

Omg what a weekend – I don’t need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?

Do you know what would make this sub better? No more /u/JokeExplainBot

Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with “If you buy this, women will have sex with you”

The only way to score with a robot Is to get it in the mode

What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? U.C.L.A

What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.