Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night… Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night for the first time. didn’t go so well. no idea how my ass is supposed to fit inside her vagina…

What’s the difference between a dog and a fox? About 8 pints.

what do you get when you cross epsom with a gun a salt with a deadly weapon

Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd

Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen.

The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners.

((Sigh)) I would love to get a new BMW i8 It definitely will get the most gals per mile in city driving.

This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped

new pet ideas: an egg with hair on, small bear, tictac size baby cats, frog with wheels

Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she’s ok with it.