#NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate’s order. Kate’s white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can’t even

Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They’re thick and tired of it

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all of the W’s.

Woman : All men are dogs. Me : Which breed is your dad, bitch?

Joey: WHOA Blossom: So you like that? Joey: WHOA Blossom: Are you saying stop? Joey: WHOA Blossom: OK This is the worst safeword ever

If a blind couple breaks up… would they start hearing other people?

How many alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light bulb? ..To get to the other side!

Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? Artificial Intelligence.

A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . . Written by my twelve-year-old brother: Q: April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? A: Separatists and small pox.

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You love me? Cop: Me: Cop: Me: Is it because I’m driving a lawnmower? Cop: Yes. Me: *floors it*